Idiocracy quotes

35 total quotes

Miscellaneous
Narrator
President Camacho
Rita

View Quote Joe: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?
Frito: Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.

View Quote Frito: I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.
Cameraman: Totally.

View Quote Rita:You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
Joe: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.

View Quote [Frito is struggling to read an advertisement]
Cameraman: Why you keep trying to read that word? You a ****?
Frito: I'll **** your face.
[Frito punches Cameraman in the face]

View Quote Frito: It's you! Oh man, I really love your show.
Ow! My Balls! Guy(Hormel Chavez): Thank you so much.
[Frito kicks the man in the crotch]