Idiocracy quotes

35 total quotes (ID: 286)

Frito Pendejo
Joe Bauers
President Camacho

You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.

I like money.

Go Away, 'batin'!

I like sex.

There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.

[walking through Costco] Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.

If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"

So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger.

Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.

I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

Chill, Scro, you do a kick ass job and you get a full pardon.

But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.

Various: I like money.

I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.

They're watering crops with a sports drink?