The Hot Chick

The Hot Chick quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 925)

April
Clive/Jessica
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Jessica Spencer
Jessica/Clive
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(after kissing April) I am so lesbian right now.

Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I'd like to get my hands on those...(trails off as he notices the macho bartender glaring at him, and then continues)...and wish they were womens' breasts. I'd squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em. Cause I'm a GUY. And that's what GUYS like me LIKE TO DO!

(after stealing a box of tampons) I gotta do WHAT??

This is by far, the worst day of my life.

I have to get to the little girls room before I soak my panties!

Look at these earrings! I'll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.

Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis.

I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, ok, then I'll give you your body back because it's soooo important to you. (mockingly) Waa, waa, I'm crying about my body! And then you can loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.