Hook

Hook quotes

42 total quotes (ID: 276)

Captain James Hook
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling
Mr. Smee
Multiple Characters
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


Peter Banning: [climbing up a rope ladder] Someone give me a hand.
Captain Hook: I already have.


Rufio: [dying after being stabbed by Hook] Do you know what I wish?
Peter: What?
Rufio: I wish I had a dad... like you.

Peter Banning: Uh... [whispers in Hook's ear]
Captain Hook: I beg your pardon?
Peter: [whispers again]
Captain Hook: You must be joking. [to other pirates] [laughing] Peter Pan has a real problem with heights.

GOOD MORNIN', NEVERLAND! Tie down the main mast, mateys, because here he is! The cunning kingfish! The bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. [Silence, as they fail to understand] A man so quick, he's even fast ASLEEP! [Laughter] Now let's give him a big hand - 'cause he's only got one. I give you, the steel-handed stingray, CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK!

[In a suicidal funk] There's no stopping me this time, Smee. My finger is on the trigger. This is it! Don't try to stop me this time, Smee! Don't try to stop me this time, Smee! Don't you dare try to stop me, Smee, try to stop me. Smee... you'd better get up off your arse and get over here, Smee. This is not a joke! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE! [Wrestles for the gun with Smee. Gun goes off, sinking a model ship.] Don't ever frighten me like that again!

Maggie: You're really old.
Wendy: That's very true.
The stories are true! I swear to you! I swear to you on everything I hold dear! And now he's come back to seek his revenge. The fight isn't over for Captain James Hook. He wants you back. He knows that you'll follow Jack and Maggie to the ends of the earth and beyond. And by heavens, you must find a way. Only you can save your children. Somehow, you must go back. You must make yourself remember.

Tootles: I've forgotten how to fly.
Inspector Good: Yes, well... one does.

[trying to rationalize why he can see Tinkerbell] You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

Peter: Remember what?
Wendy: Peter, don't you know who you are? [turns the page of a storybook to reveal an illustration of Peter Pan]
[Peter remembers the last time he came for Wendy] Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago.

[unearthing his cell phone] Wow. [opens it and holds it to his ear] Brad! Hi! ...you been holding this long? ...Uh huh. ...Neverland. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death, I'll tell you about it later. Listen, I'd love to chat... but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. "Why?" Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. [hangs up] Pssh, "Why?"

And wherever children read, it will say "Thus perished Peter Pan."

He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.

[the pirates are playing baseball, and the catcher shoots the runner stealing second] No, no, no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. [to the lady next to him] Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?

So, Peter, you've become a pirate.

Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!