Hook

Hook quotes

42 total quotes (ID: 276)

Captain James Hook
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling
Mr. Smee
Multiple Characters
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


[the pirates are playing baseball, and the catcher shoots the runner stealing second] No, no, no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. [to the lady next to him] Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?


It's Hook or me this time.

What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

Revenge is Mine.

Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan!

[to a pirate who admires his boots] I think you can get them at Armani.

You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children.

[ringing bell] If there's anybody not fighting, get here quick.

[A man sweeping garbage in a London park looks suspiciously like Mr. Smee]
[to Peter] Hello. Having trouble with the Mrs.? Well you will have by the time you get home.

Are you ready for me Peter... come on... humour the Hook!

Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me.

[after Rufio draws his sword] All right! Okay, shows over, you *put* that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!