Captain James Hook quotes

Revenge is Mine.

He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.

Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan!

[the pirates are playing baseball, and the catcher shoots the runner stealing second] No, no, no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. [to the lady next to him] Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?

Are you ready for me Peter... come on... humour the Hook!

You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children.

What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

[In a suicidal funk] There's no stopping me this time, Smee. My finger is on the trigger. This is it! Don't try to stop me this time, Smee! Don't try to stop me this time, Smee! Don't you dare try to stop me, Smee, try to stop me. Smee... you'd better get up off your arse and get over here, Smee. This is not a joke! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE! [Wrestles for the gun with Smee. Gun goes off, sinking a model ship.] Don't ever frighten me like that again!

And wherever children read, it will say "Thus perished Peter Pan."

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