Hoodwinked

Hoodwinked quotes

39 total quotes (ID: 856)

Boingo
Kirk/Woodsman
Others
Red
The Wolf
Twitchy


Red: A wolf, stopping kids in the middle of a wood? That's pretty creepy.
Flippers: True. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.
Tommy: [into walkie-talkie] Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we got in the tank?
Bruce: [over walkie-talkie] Ah, the creepy one?
Tommy: Yeah, better let him go.


Chief Grizzly: [after Twitchy tries to talk to them] He seems to be speaking... words of some kind.

Wolf: I can't believe I'm saying this but... drink up
[gives twitchy the coffee]
Wolf: We may want... to stand back.
Twitchy: [Sips coffee and his eyes bulge and he starts shaking] Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wahooo! Caffeine! Yeah baby! Whoa!
Wolf: Go get 'em boy.
[Twitchy takes off and bounces all over the place]
Wolf: What... have I done?
Granny: Now the rest's up to us.
Woodsman: Can I have coffee?

You again! What do I have to do, get a restraining order?

For a reporter, you sure have a funny way of doing your job.

Shouldn't I have a lawyer?

"Happily Ever After Agency"?

You've been Hoodwinked, baby!

Maybe so, but I'm top of the woods now baby!

Oh, you'd best be fearing the ear baby!

I smell hairspray.

And Keith-- darn it, change your name! It's not scary, and I'm embarassed to say it.

What the schnitzel?

I had always heard about call backs. But I had never gotten one!

Not my finger!