Hoodwinked

Hoodwinked quotes

39 total quotes (ID: 856)

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The Wolf
Twitchy


Can I have coffee?


It was the wolf. I knew it, it's always either the butler or the wolf!

Never trust a bunny.

(after giving Twitchy coffee) What... have I done?

What can I say? I was raised by wolves

Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.

Oh-I-don't-drink-coffee!

(after drinking a whole cup of coffee in seconds) Caff-EINE! YEAH, baby! (zooms off into the forest after the cops, leaving a sonic boom in his wake)

I'm your grandma!

Granny: Listen, honey, if there's two things your granny doesn't do, it's lie, and play extreme sports.

Nicky Flippers: Let's just say that if a tree falls in the forest you'll get three stories: yours, mine and the tree's.

Detective Bill Stork: Watch it, Chief. My mama's half loon.

Flippers: What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out! How about a cage?
Bill: Bring in the cage!
Flippers: I was being sarcastic.
Bill: (disappointed) Sarcasm, strike the cage...

Wolf: Twitchy! You scared me!
Twitchy: [speaking quickly] Hey-boss-I-called-I-beeped-you-on-your-beeper-did-you-get-my-beep?
Wolf: Twitchy, you've got to calm down.
Twitchy: I-got-up-early-and-I-got-the-gear-I-was-watching-the-girl-like-you-told-me-to-the-girl-in-the-red-hood.
Wolf: Yeah, the girl in the red hood. Did you see where she went?
Twitchy: She-went-past-the-porcupines-and-the-red-bird's-tree-and-the-guy-with-the-long-beard-and-now-she's-up-the-creek-and-she-sings-everywhere-she-goes-she's-like-lalalalalalalalalala...
Wolf: Hey, Twitchy? Ever think of switching to decaf?
Twitchy: Oh-I-don't-drink-coffee!

Twitchy: [lost in a cave] Oh, we're gonna die in here!
Wolf: [trying to reassure Twitchy] Hey, now, that's what they said at the Alamo.
[After they got out of the cave and into a cart]
Wolf: [receiving a lit stick of dynamite] What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy: [pointing at writing on dynamite] Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.