Home Alone quotes

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Kevin McCallister
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View Quote Kate McCallister: Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kevin McCallister: Why?
Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kevin McCallister: Shut up.
Peter McCallister: Kevin, upstairs.
Kate McCallister: Say good night, Kevin.
Kevin McCallister: "Good night, Kevin."

View Quote A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.

View Quote Kate: No, he's just home alone.

View Quote [boasting to no one] Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

View Quote This is my house; I have to defend it.

View Quote [Harry and Marv are just about to break-into the McCallister's house]
Marv: How do you want to go in?
Harry: We'll go through the back door. Maybe he'll let us in. You never know.
Marv: Yeah. He's a kid. Kid's are stupid. [In trailer but not in film] I know I was.
Harry: You still are, Marv.

View Quote Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police! (CENSORED VERSION)

View Quote [finds a picture of Buzz's girlfriend] Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!! [tosses frame]

View Quote [says the last lines]
Buzz McCallister: KEVIN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!?!?!

View Quote Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!

View Quote Kate McCallister: PETER!
[They jump out of bed]
Kate McCallister and Peter McCallister: [in unison] We slept in!