Home Alone

Home Alone quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 761)

Kevin McCallister
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Marv: Kids are scared of the dark.
Harry: You're afraid of the dark too, Marv.
Marv: No I'm not!
Harry: Yes, you are.
Marv: Not! Not! Not!


Down here you big horse's ass! Come and get me before I call the police!

This is my house; I have to defend it.

A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.

[Harry and Marv are just about to break-into the McCallister's house]
Marv: How do you want to go in?
Harry: We'll go through the back door. Maybe he'll let us in. You never know.
Marv: Yeah. He's a kid. Kid's are stupid. [In trailer but not in film] I know I was.
Harry: You still are, Marv.

[finds a picture of Buzz's girlfriend] Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!! [tosses frame]

Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police! (CENSORED VERSION)

I made my family disappear. (thinks back to family treating him badly) I made my family disappear!

Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!

Kate McCallister: PETER!
[They jump out of bed]
Kate McCallister and Peter McCallister: [in unison] We slept in!

[says the last lines]
Buzz McCallister: KEVIN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!?!?!