Kevin McCallister quotes
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When I grow up and get married I'm living alone! Did you hear me! I'm living alone! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
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I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. (as he slabs on some after shave) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Down here you big horse's ass! Come and get me before I call the police!
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Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police! (CENSORED VERSION)
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This is my house; I have to defend it.
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I made my family disappear. (thinks back to family treating him badly) I made my family disappear!
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Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
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Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!
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A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
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[alone in Buzz's room in the empty house] Buzz! I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
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[finds a picture of Buzz's girlfriend] Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!! [tosses frame]
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[boasting to no one] Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!
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[at the supermarket to checkout clerk] I'll give it a whirl.