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Home Alone

Home Alone quotes

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Kevin McCallister
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View Quote Buzz: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room... if you were growing on my ass!
View Quote Harry: I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner.
View Quote When I grow up and get married I'm living alone! Did you hear me! I'm living alone! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
View Quote Marv: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
Harry Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
View Quote Linnie McCallister: You're what the French call "les incomp?tents".
View Quote Kevin McCallister: Did anyone order me plain cheese?
Buzz McCallister: Yeah, we did, but if you want any, someone's gonna have to barf it all up cuz it's all gone.
View Quote [at the supermarket to checkout clerk] I'll give it a whirl.
View Quote Frank McCallister: Look what you did, you little jerk!
View Quote Down here you big horse's ass! Come and get me before I call the police!
View Quote I made my family disappear. (thinks back to family treating him badly) I made my family disappear!
View Quote Marv: He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.
View Quote Kate McCallister: Did I turn off the coffee?
Peter McCallister: No, I did.
Kate McCallister: Did you lock up?
Peter McCallister: Yeah.
Kate McCallister: Did we set the timers on the lights?
Peter McCallister: Yeah.
Kate McCallister: Did you close the garage?
Peter McCallister: That's it. I forgot to close the garage. That's it.
Kate McCallister: [pause] No, that's not it.
Peter McCallister: Well, what else could we be forgetting?
Kate McCallister: [sits back and thinks, then suddenly sits up] KEVIN!!
View Quote Marv: Kids are scared of the dark.
Harry: You're afraid of the dark too, Marv.
Marv: No I'm not!
Harry: Yes, you are.
Marv: Not! Not! Not!
View Quote Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease.
View Quote Harry: Remember the kid we saw the other day? He lives here.
Marv: Well, if the kid's there, his parents gotta be.
Harry: He's home alone.