Hitch quotes

28 total quotes

Albert
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens
Sara

View Quote Sara: What's your name?
Chip: They call me Chip.
Sara: Aw, you can't get 'em to stop?

View Quote Vance: [after telling Hitch that he only wants a girl so he can sleep with her] No, I was told that you help guys get in there.
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually *like* women. "Hit it and quit it" is not my thing.
Vance: Let me make one thing clear to you, rabbi, I need professional help.
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Well, *that* is for damn certain.

View Quote Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away. Often falsely attributed George Carlin, American comedian[citation needed]

View Quote Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

View Quote Sara: So, you kinda like me, huh?
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: No. I love you

View Quote [to Albert after his dancing exhibition] Don't need no pizza. They got food there.

View Quote I've waited my entire life to be this miserable.

View Quote So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

View Quote You can't stop it... [shouts] You cannot stop it...

View Quote Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along cus shneeding aint easy.

View Quote [to Albert] One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just one shot, to make the difference between "happily ever after" and “Oh? He's just some guy I went to some thing with once.”

View Quote No guile, no game... No girl

View Quote [last lines] Basic principles - there are none.