Hitch

Hitch quotes

28 total quotes (ID: 853)

Albert
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens
Sara


Give me a ring... sometime. [Laughs] I mean, on the phone.


Sara: So, you kinda like me, huh?
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: No. I love you

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away. Often falsely attributed George Carlin, American comedian[citation needed]

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

[showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I'm makin a pizza!

I've waited my entire life to be this miserable.

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

[to Albert] One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just one shot, to make the difference between "happily ever after" and “Oh? He's just some guy I went to some thing with once.”

No guile, no game... No girl

[to Albert after his dancing exhibition] Don't need no pizza. They got food there.

Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along cus shneeding aint easy.

[last lines] Basic principles - there are none.

You can't stop it... [shouts] You cannot stop it...