Hercules

Hercules quotes

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Phil
The Narrator and the Muses


You are correct, sir!


So is this an audience or a mosaic?

He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?

Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.

But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!

Narrator: Long ago, in the far away land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extrodinay heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes... was the mighty Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Now that is where our story--
Muse: Would you listen to him?!
Muse 2: He's making the story sound like some Greek tradgedy!
Muse 3: Lighten up, dude!
Muse 4: We'll take it from here, darling.
Narrator: You go, girls.

[about Hercules] He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."

Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.

[while Hercules stutters for an answer] Are you always this articulate?

Bye-bye, Wonderboy.

I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?

[getting down from Pegasus] I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.

[seeing Hercules hiding from fans behind a curtain] Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?