Heathers quotes

79 total quotes

Heather Chandler
Heather Duke
J.D.
Multiple Characters
Veronica Sawyer

View Quote This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

View Quote The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

View Quote Student: Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.
Heather Duke: No way!
Student: Way!

View Quote I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

View Quote You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.

View Quote You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

View Quote Veronica: Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
Heather McNamara: Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
Heather Duke: **** it.

View Quote Veronica: You can't use that knife. That knife is filthy.
J.D.: What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
Veronica: Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.

View Quote What's the up-chuck factor on that?

View Quote Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.

View Quote Veronica: Hey, Martha. My date for the prom kinda flaked out on me. I was wondering, If you weren't doing anything that night, maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn.
Martha 'Dumptruck' Dunnstock: I'd like that.
Veronica: Yeah. Me too.

View Quote Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

View Quote **** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

View Quote Corn...nuts!

View Quote Veronica: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Heather McNamara: Probably.