Heather Chandler quotes

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.

You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.

You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

They all want me as a friend or a ****. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.

**** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

[sarcastic] Intense... grow up. You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken...? Just gimme the cup, jerk.

Corn...nuts!

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