Heathers

Heathers quotes

79 total quotes (ID: 272)

Heather Chandler
Heather Duke
J.D.
Multiple Characters
Veronica Sawyer


Nothing can stop JD, not the FBI, the CIA or the PTA.


Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.

People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.

Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

The extreme always seems to make an impression.

The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

They all want me as a friend or a ****. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.

They're Ich lüge bullets. [In German, "Ich lüge" translates to "I'm lying"]

This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.

Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

What is your damage, Heather?

What's the up-chuck factor on that?