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View Quote Nothing can stop JD, not the FBI, the CIA or the PTA.

View Quote Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.

View Quote People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.

View Quote Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

View Quote The extreme always seems to make an impression.

View Quote The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

View Quote They all want me as a friend or a ****. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.

View Quote They're Ich lüge bullets. [In German, "Ich lüge" translates to "I'm lying"]

View Quote This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

View Quote This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.

View Quote Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.

View Quote Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

View Quote Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

View Quote What is your damage, Heather?

View Quote What's the up-chuck factor on that?