Heathers quotes

79 total quotes

Heather Chandler
Heather Duke
J.D.
Multiple Characters
Veronica Sawyer

View Quote Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

View Quote **** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

View Quote Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.

View Quote Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party.

View Quote Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.

View Quote Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.

View Quote How very.

View Quote I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...

View Quote I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...

View Quote I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.

View Quote I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

View Quote I say we just grow up, be adults and die.

View Quote If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

View Quote It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.

View Quote My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew...