Heathers

Heathers quotes

79 total quotes (ID: 272)

Heather Chandler
Heather Duke
J.D.
Multiple Characters
Veronica Sawyer


Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.


**** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.

Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party.

Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.

Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.

How very.

I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...

I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...

I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.

I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

I say we just grow up, be adults and die.

If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.

My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew...