Happy Gilmore quotes

53 total quotes

Donald
Happy Gilmore
Mr. Larson
Multiple Characters
Shooter McGavin

View Quote If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

View Quote Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

View Quote Hey Gilmore! You suck, ya Jackass!

View Quote Happy Gilmore: That guy's driving me crazy.
Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball in the hole!
Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob. Now's not the time!

View Quote Yeah, it is about time! I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole! I wanted to but I just couldn't do it! [Pulls guys shirt and punches him in the face]

View Quote Somebody's closer!

View Quote You will not make this putt... ya jackass!

View Quote [to Bob Barker] The price is wrong, bitch.