Half Baked quotes

View Quote Brian: Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.

View Quote Kenny: Ya hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!

View Quote [Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!

View Quote Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? [guy shakes head "no"] I believe him yo, I don't know why, but I do.

View Quote **** you, **** you, **** you,... you're cool and **** you, I'm out!

View Quote Sir-Smokes-Alot: I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!

View Quote Sir-Smokes-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch!

View Quote Samson: I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend here and I'm gonna kill him.
Scarface: I'm Cuban, b!
Samson: Yes, Cuban b!

View Quote [Brian, Scarface, and Thurgood are sneaking into the refer lab]
Scarface: Man, you didn't say nothing 'bout no door, yo!
Thurgood: Just chill out, man. I smoked weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
[Scarface opens the door, the alarm goes off]
Thurgood: I didn't say the alarm would be on, though.

View Quote Thurgood: I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.
Rehab patient: You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him do it!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some d*ck for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: I didn't think so.

View Quote Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!

View Quote Abrakadabra! ABRA!

View Quote I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me

View Quote You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.

View Quote I got some booty, I got some booty!