Thurgood Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!
Played by Kevin Duhaney 
Half Baked (1998) · 39 quotes
Half Baked (1998) · 39 quotes
Most-quoted character in Half Baked (1998): in 20 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Samson (3), Kenny (2)
I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.
More lines from Thurgood
9 quotes Thurgood Thurgood Abrakadabra! ABRA!
Thurgood [Thurgood when finished with work]
Free!!
Thurgood I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me
Thurgood You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.
Thurgood I got some booty, I got some booty!
Thurgood Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!
Thurgood Kenny's Sweet Virgin ASS!
Thurgood Abba Zabba....You're my only friend
Scenes with Thurgood
10 scenes
I'll pretend I'm jamaican man! Yeah!
Thurgood You have smoked yourself re***ded!
Thurgood If hes not back in 10 minutes, we're calling Dominoes!
[Brian, Scarface, and Thurgood are sneaking into the refer lab]
Man, you didn't say nothing 'bout no door, yo!
Thurgood Just chill out, man. I smoked weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
Thurgood [Scarface opens the door, the alarm goes off]
I didn't say the alarm would be on, though.
Scientist Janitor? Uh, janitor?
Thurgood [taps Thurgood, who gets frightened]
Ah! Oh..sorry 'bout that. What is it, scientist?
Scientist I know this isn't your responsibility but, uh, could you be a dear and run this down to the supply department for me? It's on the second floor. [hands Thurgood a note]
Thurgood Just run this down?
Scientist Yes, but make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it A.S.A.P.
Thurgood Gotcha. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility but just wipe the rest of this shit up [hands him a mop] I'll be right back.
Thurgood Yea. Um, So how long's [your dad] been in [jail]?
Mary Jane Four years next month.
Thurgood Four years. And what exactly was he selling?
Mary Jane Marijuana.
Thurgood FOUR YEARS JUST FOR WEED?! DAMN!
Mary Jane Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.
Thurgood Yeah, mostly junk food.
Thurgood I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.
Rehab patient
You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke.
Rehab patient
I seen him do it!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict
Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some d*ck for marijuana?
Thurgood No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict
I didn't think so.
Delilah, get me "eight fourteen".
Delilah [to another woman]
Eight fourteen.
Thurgood [whispers to Scarface and Brian]
What the ****s "eight fourteen"?
Thurgood [she pulls out a crossbow]
AH! I'm sorry y'all, I don't want to be the first **** to die from a crossbow.
Thurgood (After just discovering their apartment demolished by Samson's henchmen) (answering phone)
Mr. Nice Guy - party accessories.
Well did you get my message?
Thurgood Who is this?
This is SAMPSON, smarty pants!
Thurgood Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. (high-pitched voice) "Samson, it's Shelia! Mama fell-"
SHUT UP, BITCH!!!
Thurgood If he ain't back in 10 minutes, we callin' Dominoes!
So, tell me about yourself.
Thurgood Well yaknow I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood Right near the beach. BOY!
I think you're bullshitting me.
Thurgood Samson Simpson! I stick by my story! I'm from Jamaica. If I wasn't Jamaican than why would I wear this hat? hm?