A scene from Half Baked 1998
Thurgood

I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.

Rehab patient

You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!

Bob Saget/Cocaine addict

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke.

Rehab patient

I seen him do it!

Bob Saget/Cocaine addict

Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some d*ck for marijuana?

Thurgood

No, I can't say I have.

Bob Saget/Cocaine addict

I didn't think so.

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