Scientist Janitor? Uh, janitor?
Scientist I know this isn't your responsibility but, uh, could you be a dear and run this down to the supply department for me? It's on the second floor. [hands Thurgood a note]
Just run this down?
Scientist Yes, but make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it A.S.A.P.
Gotcha. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility but just wipe the rest of this shit up [hands him a mop] I'll be right back.
Doctor says I need a back-iotomy!
I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted. Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.
You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke.
I seen him do it!
Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some d*ck for marijuana?
No, I can't say I have.
I didn't think so.
Yea. Um, So how long's [your dad] been in [jail]?
Mary Jane Four years next month.
Four years. And what exactly was he selling?
Mary Jane Marijuana.
FOUR YEARS JUST FOR WEED?! DAMN!
Mary Jane Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.
Yeah, mostly junk food.
Mr. Nice Guy - party accessories.
Well did you get my message?
Who is this?
This is SAMPSON, smarty pants!
Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. (high-pitched voice) "Samson, it's Shelia! Mama fell-"
SHUT UP, BITCH!!!
Man, you didn't say nothing 'bout no door, yo!
Just chill out, man. I smoked weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
If he ain't back in 10 minutes, we callin' Dominoes!
If hes not back in 10 minutes, we're calling Dominoes!
I just wanna say that that was a great idea, Thurgood. I mean how do you come up with...
Abba Zabba....You're my only friend
Abrakadabra! ABRA!
Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!
Ahhhh this mother****er said ice cream, B!
