Half Baked

Half Baked quotes

27 total quotes (ID: 260)


[Kenny is on his way out to get munch]
Kenny: Hey, if I`m not back in 10 minutes call the police.
Thurgood: If hes not back in 10 minutes, we're calling Dominoes!

[Thurgood explains to the detective that they will seem less suspicious in an undercover sting if they are high.]
Brian: I just wanna say that that was a great idea, Thurgood. I mean how do you come up with...
[cut off]
Scarface: Just smoke it, yo.

[Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!

Abrakadabra! ABRA!

Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!

**** you, **** you, **** you,... you're cool and **** you, I'm out!

I got some booty, I got some booty!

I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me

I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!

Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? [guy shakes head "no"] I believe him yo, I don't know why, but I do.

You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.