Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men quotes

17 total quotes (ID: 846)


Lemmon: [to Matthau, after his character left in a limousine] Who left?

John is worried about having safe sex.
John: See, these days, they say you have to sex.
Ariel: John, when was the last time you made love?
John: October 4th....1978.
Ariel: Oh, I think we're safe.....
Snyder and Max Goldman while John is in the hospital:
Snyder': Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman.
Max':Hey, Snyder! Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?" (Laughs)