Outtakes quotes

Various takes of Grandpa and John watching Chuck visit John's new neighbor Ariel. Grandpa: Looks like Chuck's slipping her the old salami

Grandpa: Looks like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town!

Grandpa: Looks like Chuck's going put the hot dog in the bun!

Grandpa: Looks like Chuck's going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!

Grandpa: Looks like Chuck's a tom cat on the prowl - meow!

Grandpa: Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!

Grandpa: Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holies! Coitus Uninterruptus!

Grandpa: Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner!

Matthau: If I knew there was going to be a nude scene in this picture I would've asked for another million.

Lemmon: [to Matthau, after his character left in a limousine] Who left?

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