Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day quotes

97 total quotes (ID: 257)

Multiple Characters
Ned Ryerson
Phil Connors

[to Rita throwing cards in a hat] Be the hat. Come on! Go!

[to the groundhog] Don't drive angry.

Catch you tomorrow, huh pops?

Chance of departure today, one hundred percent.

Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

Could you help me with my pelvic tilt?

Did he actually refer to himself as "the talent"?

Do you have life insurance? 'Cause if you do, you could always use a little more! Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right, right, right?

Does he have to use the word "poopy"?

Don't tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you....Ned!...Ryerson! Needle-nose Ned, Ned the Head, c'mon buddy! Case Western High!

Gosh you're an upbeat lady.

Have you ever seen the inside of a van?

He's out of his gourd!

I make the weather.

I bought you; I own you.