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Young psychiatrist: I have an alcoholic now.

Young psychiatrist: I think we should meet again, how's tomorrow for you?

Gus: Friends don't let friends drive.

Gus: Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.

Ralph: Hey who else could go for some flap jacks right now?

Piano teacher: He's my student.

Phil: For your information, there is a major network interested in me.
Larry: Uh, yeah. That would be the Home Shopping Network.
Phil: Thanks, Larry. Wait in the car.

DJ No. 1 Ok campers, rise and shine! — and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooooold out there today.
DJ No. 2: It's cold out there everyday. What is this, Miami Beach?
DJ No. 1: Not hardly!

Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING!
Phil: Bing.

Rita: Phil! Where have you been?
Phil: It was horrible. A giant leech got me.

Phil: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita: You're incredible.
Phil: Who told you?

Gus: Phil, like the groundhog Phil?
Phil: Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Gus: Look out for your shadow there buddy.
Phil: Morons, your bus is leaving.

Rita: Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me?
Phil: No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.

Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

Phil: It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!". Oh yeah — "Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"
Gus: Eh, Phil... That's one I happen to agree with.

Phil: [after crashing a car, to a cop at his window] Three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and a large coke.
Ralph: And some flapjacks.
Phil: Too early for flapjacks?

Rita: Have you ever had d?jà vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?

Rita: I'm sorry? What was that again?
Phil: I'm a god.
Rita: You're God.
Phil: I'm a god — I'm not the God, I don't think.
Rita: Because you survived a car wreck?
Phil: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.
Rita: Oh really?
Phil: [nods] Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender: I am an immortal.
Rita: Why are you telling me this?
Phil: Because I want you to believe in me.
Rita: You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is 12 years of Catholic school talkin'.

Rita: I thought you hated this town.
Phil: No, it's beginning to grow on me.

Rita: Believe it or not, I studied 19th century French poetry.
Phil: [laughing] What a waste of time! — I mean for someone else that would be an incredible waste of time. It's so bold of you to even choose that. It's incredible. You must be a very, very strong person.

Rita: I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way.
Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.

Phil: Do you ever have d?jà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

Rita: You can't plan a day like today.
Phil: Well you can, it just takes a lot of work.

Hallway man: Do you think it's going to be an early spring?
Phil: I'm predicting March 21st.

Ned: What are you doing for dinner?
Phil: Something else.

Phil: Isn't there any hot water?
Mrs. Lancaster: No, there wouldn't be today.
Phil: No, of course not...

Phil: Excuse me, where's everybody going?
Piano teacher: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day.
Phil: It's still just once a year, isn't it?

Rita: Are you drunk?
Phil: Drunk's more fun.

Rita: These sticky buns are just Heaven.
Doris: [looking at Phil] Aren't they?

Rita: Don't you worry about cholesterol?
Phil: I don't worry about anything.

Piano Teacher: Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson?
Phil: Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so...

Phil: Can I be serious with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?

Phil: What if there were no tomorrow?
Gus: No tomorrow? That would mean there would be no consequences, there would be no hangovers. We could do whatever we wanted!

Phil: [driving on train tracks] I'm not going to live by their rules any more.
Ralph: I noticed that.
Phil: You make choices and you live with them.

Phil: The whole world is about to explode, what do you do?
Rita: I just want to know where to point the camera.

Phil: Isn't this how normal people talk?
Rita: Close.

Rita: It is a really wonderful room.
Phil: It is now.

Rita: And I hate fudge. Yuck.
Phil: No white chocolate, no fudge.

Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons. Pervert.

E.R. nurse: Sometimes people just die.
Phil: Not today.

Phil: Something is different.
Rita: Good or bad?
Phil: Anything different is good.

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