Phil Connors quotes

Somebody asked me today, "Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?" And I said to him, "Prob'ly right here - Elko, Nevada, our nation's high at 79 today." Out in California, they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and some very overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest, as you can see, they're gonna have some very, very tall trees.

People like blood sausage, too. People are morons.

Could you help me with my pelvic tilt?

Chance of departure today, one hundred percent.

So'd you turn pro with that belly button thing, Ned?

Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

Yeah, they're hicks, Rita.

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

I make the weather.

Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...

What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

You're a producer, come up with something.

This is Nancy, she works in a dress shop... and she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank PiƱa Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...

[playing chicken with an oncoming train] I'm betting he's going to swerve first.

Catch you tomorrow, huh pops?

I told you, call me Bronco.

This is a man we are talking about, right?

Does he have to use the word "poopy"?

It always makes me think of Rome, the way the sun hits the buildings in the afternoon.

I like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? [Larry shakes his head "no."] Untie your tongue, and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? [Rita shakes her head "no."]

I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

[to the groundhog] Don't drive angry.

Well, we mustn't keep our public waiting.

I'm a god, I'm not the god... I don't think.

You like boats, but not the ocean.

You gotta want it.

[to Rita throwing cards in a hat] Be the hat. Come on! Go!

Gosh you're an upbeat lady.

I promise I won't touch you ... much.

Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on his smiling face a dream of spring.

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

If you're gonna eat steak, get some sharper teeth, alright?

No matter what happens tomorrow or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now.

Today is tomorrow. It happened!

It's so beautiful!... Let's live here. [he kisses Rita] We'll rent, to start.

Thats not bad for a quadruped.

La fille qui j'aimerai/Sera comme un bon vin/Qui se bonifiera/Un peu chaque matin (The girl I will love/will be like a fine wine/which gets a little better/ each morning)

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