Grosse Pointe Blank quotes

47 total quotes

Debi Newberry
Martin Blank
Mr. Grocer
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View Quote "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he's got a newfound respect for life!"

View Quote "No, I'm NOT all right! I'm hurt, I'm pissed... and I gotta find a new job!" - Ultimart clerk

View Quote Mr. Newberry: So, what have you been doing with your life?
Martin: Um... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Ah, good for you! It's a growth industry.

View Quote "Uh-oh! Smells like a wedding! You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears!"

View Quote Marcella: Don't hang up! Wait! Did you read yesterday's offer?
Marty: Hold on a minute.
Marcella: It's in French. It's a Greenpeace boat. It'd be so easy.
Marty: No way! I have scruples.

View Quote Martin Blank: Debi's house.
Paul Spericki: Kinda crept up on you, didn't it?
Martin: No, you drove us here.
Paul: [pause] Yep.

View Quote Marty: I'm a professional killer.
Paul: Do you have to do post-graduate work for that?

View Quote [Martin's secretary has discovered that several enemies are in town]
Marcella: [on phone] Sir, I'm becoming concerned for your safety.
Martin: I have to go.
Marcella: Yeah, well, we all have to go sometime, sir, but we can choose when.
Martin: Nobody chooses when. [hangs up.]

View Quote "Sir, it's out of my hands. The gods want you to go back home, and they want you to delete someone while you're there." - Marcella

View Quote "Well, looking for some validation for my life, but apparently came up SHORT!" - Paul Spericki

View Quote "You want to kill the good guy but not be the bad guy. It doesn't work like that. You've got to wait until the bad guy kills the good guy. Then when you kill the bad guy, you're the good guy." - Agent Steve Lardner

View Quote Debi: You're a psychopath!
Martin: No, no, no -- a psychopath kills for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. Uh... that didn't sound right.

View Quote [Debi's dad learns there's a contract on his life.]
Mr. Newberry: Design division wants me dead over a leaky sun-roof? You want to kill me for that?
Martin: It's not ME! Why does everybody think it's personal?

View Quote "Now I'm left with the aftermath of that, thinking I've got to be creative in a really interesting way here, or Martin's going to blow my brains out!" - Dr. Oatman

View Quote "See, kid, this is what I'm talking about. We could be working together again, for God's sake. You know? Making big money, killing important people!"