Grosse Pointe Blank quotes

47 total quotes

Debi Newberry
Martin Blank
Mr. Grocer
Others

View Quote "Hey, hey -- bing bing bing bing bang! POPCORN!"

View Quote "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's... well... broken."

View Quote "Here's the new stuff, kid: Durazac-15. It makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte. You want a couple? I've got jars."

View Quote "People say forgive and forget. Yeah, I don't know. I say forget about forgive and just accept. And get the hell out of town."

View Quote "Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."

View Quote "Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days -- see what it feels like." - Dr. Oatman

View Quote "I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then **** the brain-hole!"

View Quote [Singing] "I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be whacking your ****in' mind out when I come!"

View Quote [Martin, to himself] "Hi! I'm Martin Blank, do you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."

View Quote "Why does everyone think its personal?"

View Quote "Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"

View Quote "I'll see you at the 'I've-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself' party." - Paul Spericki

View Quote Debi Newberry: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin Blank: No, but I have a cat.
Debi: It's not the same thing.
Martin: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Martin: I respect its privacy.

View Quote "Where are all the good men dead? In the heart or in the head?"

View Quote Martin: Why are you so interested in me going to my high school reunion?
Marcella: I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere.
Martin: Did you go to yours?
Marcella: Yes, I did. It was just as if everybody had swelled.