Grosse Pointe Blank

Grosse Pointe Blank quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 1055)

Debi Newberry
Martin Blank
Mr. Grocer
Others


"A thousand innocent people get killed every day, but you detonate a millionaire's pet and you're marked for life."


"Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."

"Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days -- see what it feels like." - Dr. Oatman

[Singing] "I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be whacking your ****in' mind out when I come!"

"Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there."

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's... well... broken."

"I'll see you at the 'I've-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself' party." - Paul Spericki

"People say forgive and forget. Yeah, I don't know. I say forget about forgive and just accept. And get the hell out of town."

"You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there." [Inside the convenience store that has taken the place of his childhood home.]

Debi Newberry: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin Blank: No, but I have a cat.
Debi: It's not the same thing.
Martin: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Martin: I respect its privacy.

[Martin, to himself] "Hi! I'm Martin Blank, do you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."

Mr. Newberry: So, what have you been doing with your life?
Martin: Um... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Ah, good for you! It's a growth industry.

"No, I'm NOT all right! I'm hurt, I'm pissed... and I gotta find a new job!" - Ultimart clerk

"Why does everyone think its personal?"