Grosse Pointe Blank

Grosse Pointe Blank quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 1055)

Debi Newberry
Martin Blank
Mr. Grocer
Others


"Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days -- see what it feels like." - Dr. Oatman


"A thousand innocent people get killed every day, but you detonate a millionaire's pet and you're marked for life."

"Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's... well... broken."

"Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there."

"I'll see you at the 'I've-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself' party." - Paul Spericki

[Singing] "I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be whacking your ****in' mind out when I come!"

"People say forgive and forget. Yeah, I don't know. I say forget about forgive and just accept. And get the hell out of town."

Debi Newberry: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin Blank: No, but I have a cat.
Debi: It's not the same thing.
Martin: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Martin: I respect its privacy.

"You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there." [Inside the convenience store that has taken the place of his childhood home.]

Mr. Newberry: So, what have you been doing with your life?
Martin: Um... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Ah, good for you! It's a growth industry.

[Martin, to himself] "Hi! I'm Martin Blank, do you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."

"Why does everyone think its personal?"

"Uh-oh! Smells like a wedding! You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears!"