Mr. Grocer quotes

"See, kid, this is what I'm talking about. We could be working together again, for God's sake. You know? Making big money, killing important people!"

"Hey, hey -- bing bing bing bing bang! POPCORN!"

"Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."

"Here's the new stuff, kid: Durazac-15. It makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte. You want a couple? I've got jars."

"I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then **** the brain-hole!"

"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he's got a newfound respect for life!"

[Singing] "I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be whacking your ****in' mind out when I come!"

"Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"

"Uh-oh! Smells like a wedding! You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears!"

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