"A psychopath kills for no reason. I kill for money, it's a job... that didn't come out right."

"A thousand innocent people get killed every day, but you detonate a millionaire's pet and you're marked for life."

"Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"

"Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."

"Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone."

"Everybody's doing it, it's like the natural order. States do it -- sometimes there's due process, and sometimes pilots carpet-bomb cities! Riot cops shoot demonstrators -- that's indiscriminate! I don't do that!

"Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days -- see what it feels like." - Dr. Oatman

"Here's the new stuff, kid: Durazac-15. It makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte. You want a couple? I've got jars."

"Hey, hey -- bing bing bing bing bang! POPCORN!"

"I didn't get into this business to have any relationships! I don't want to join your goddamn union. Loner, lone gunman -- get it? That's the whole point!"

"I guess you could say I went west. You know -- the way of Horatio Alger, Davy Crockett, the Donner Party..."

"I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people anymore... or with anyone, really. I mean, they'll all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they'll have made themselves a part of something, and they can talk about what they do. And what am I going to say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?' I just think it'll be depressing."

"I know what I do isn't... moral, per se..."

"I'll see you at the 'I've-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself' party." - Paul Spericki

"I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then fuck the brain-hole!"