The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly quotes

50 total quotes (ID: 250)

Angel Eyes
Blondie
Other
Tuco


When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.


HEY BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?! JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B- [gets cut off by the ending music]

There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a loaded gun and those who dig. You dig!

There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting.

You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

Hijo de una gran puta! "Great big son of a bitch!"

Tuco: You pig! You wanted to get me killed. When d'ya unload it?
Blondie: Last night. You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.

Blondie: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Blondie: I've got six more bullets in my gun.

Tuco: [to Blondie] Get on that stool and put the rope around your neck. I have a different system, my friend; I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs from under the stool.
[Sound of distant rumbling]
Tuco: Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.
Blondie: That could be cannon fire.
Tuco: Thunder or cannon fire, it's all the same to you. Adios, Blondie.

I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.

I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me.

After a meal there's nothing like a good cigar.