Tuco quotes

When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting.

If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly, old friend.

Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.

You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another one comes out.

You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

[to a chicken] If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, [crosses himself] those that come in by the window.

If I get my hand on the two hundred thousand dollars, I'll always honor your memory. I swear.

That's so. Even a tramp like me, no matter what happens, I know there's always a brother who won't refuse me a bowl of soup.

I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.

[To his brother Pablo] You think you're better than I am? Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk of our mother and father. You remember when you left to become a priest? I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve. I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I am going to tell you something. You became a priest because you were... too much of a coward to do what I do!

I have a system, very much like yours. Only difference is I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs off the stool. Adios.

HEY BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?! JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B- [gets cut off by the ending music]

The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who have friends and those who are lonely like poor Tuco.

Hijo de una gran puta! "Great big son of a bitch!"

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