The Good, the Bad and the Ugly quotes

View Quote The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.

View Quote [to Tuco] Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.

View Quote Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.

View Quote Every gun makes its own tune.

View Quote [to Tuco] Were you gonna die alone?

View Quote If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly, old friend.

View Quote Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.

View Quote Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another one comes out.

View Quote [to a chicken] If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

View Quote There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, [crosses himself] those that come in by the window.

View Quote If I get my hand on the two hundred thousand dollars, I'll always honor your memory. I swear.

View Quote That's so. Even a tramp like me, no matter what happens, I know there's always a brother who won't refuse me a bowl of soup.

View Quote I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.

View Quote [To his brother Pablo] You think you're better than I am? Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk of our mother and father. You remember when you left to become a priest? I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve. I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I am going to tell you something. You became a priest because you were... too much of a coward to do what I do!

View Quote I have a system, very much like yours. Only difference is I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs off the stool. Adios.