Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters quotes

71 total quotes (ID: 235)

Dr. Peter Venkman
Dr. Raymond Stantz
Janine Melnitz
Louis Tully
Quotes about Ghostbusters
Winston Zeddmore


...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!


[while taking down Slimer in hotel] Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?

I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?

Dr. Peter Venkman: [exiting a bank] You're not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I know, but at 19%? You didn't even bargain with the guy.

Dana Barrett: [possessed by the Gatekeeper] Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?

Dana Barrett: You know, you don't act like a scientist.
Dr. Peter Venkman: They're usually pretty stiff.
Dana Barrett: You're more like a game show host.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Are you guys serious about this catching a ghost?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm always serious.
(pause)
Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you. (Takes out a candy bar and hands it to Egon) Here...you've...you've earned it.
(Ray chuckles at both of them)

[while being chased by the dog-like monster Vinz Clortho] There aren't supposed to be pets in the building!

Dana Barrett: [possessed by the Gatekeeper] Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Not that I know of. [Door immediately slams in his face]

Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom... But nothing ever happened in there.

Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime...

Smells like barbecued dog hair. Oh, Venkman! Oh, Venkman, I'm sorry!

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine [with our system] until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: [To Peter] Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. [slight pause] This man has no dick.
[Peck then tries to attack Dr. Venkman but is kept away by others in the room]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!
[Note: Censored version has Venkman saying "This man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which".]

Winston Zeddmore: Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sumerian, not Babylonian.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah. Big difference.
Winston Zeddmore: No offense, guys, but I've gotta get my own lawyer.

[After Peter has gone to visit Dana in her state of being the Gatekeeper] She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. [pauses] Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule...