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Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters quotes

71 total quotes

Dr. Peter Venkman
Dr. Raymond Stantz
Janine Melnitz
Louis Tully
Quotes about Ghostbusters
Winston Zeddmore




View Quote [After Peter has gone to visit Dana in her state of being the Gatekeeper] She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
View Quote Dana Barrett: You know, you don't act like a scientist.
Dr. Peter Venkman: They're usually pretty stiff.
Dana Barrett: You're more like a game show host.
View Quote Winston Zeddmore: Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sumerian, not Babylonian.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah. Big difference.
Winston Zeddmore: No offense, guys, but I've gotta get my own lawyer.
View Quote Dr. Peter Venkman: [exiting a bank] You're not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I know, but at 19%? You didn't even bargain with the guy.
View Quote ...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!
View Quote [After believing they've defeated Gozer] Winston Zeddmore: We had the tools, we had the talent!
Dr. Peter Venkman: It's Miller Time.
View Quote Dr. Peter Venkman: Are you guys serious about this catching a ghost?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm always serious.
(pause)
Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you. (Takes out a candy bar and hands it to Egon) Here...you've...you've earned it.
(Ray chuckles at both of them)
View Quote Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey Egon, you know, this reminds me of the time that you tried to drill a hole through your head.
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
View Quote [when under threat from the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man] Hey, this Mr. Stay-Puft is okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York... we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
View Quote Dana Barrett: [possessed by the Gatekeeper] Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?
View Quote I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?
View Quote Dr. Raymond Stantz: [about to capture their first ghost] Get her!

Dr. Peter Venkman: [later, when the ghost has scared them out of their wits] 'Get her'? That was your whole plan? 'Get her'? Tee hee.
View Quote Louis Tully: [after the Containment Unit explodes thanks to Walter Peck] This is it! This is the sign!
Janine Melnitz: Yeah, it's a sign alright. We're going out of business!
View Quote I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. [pauses] Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule...
View Quote Dana Barrett: [possessed by the Gatekeeper] Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Not that I know of. [Door immediately slams in his face]