Dr. Peter Venkman quotes

Back off, man; I'm a scientist.

You're right, no... human... could stack books like this.

Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

[to Ray after he loses control of his proton beam, knocking down the chandelier] That's okay. The table broke the fall.

[to Egon as he loses control of his proton beam, roasting the bar in the hotel] Woah...woah...woah...woah...woah...woah...nice shootin' Tex!

[after pulling a tablecloth from a table in the hotel ballroom] ...the flowers are still standing!

[while taking down Slimer in hotel] Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

I don't have to take this kind of abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.

[to Dana after she answers the door in her provocative Gate Keeper outfit] Are we still going out?

I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. [pauses] Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule...

[After Peter has gone to visit Dana in her state of being the Gatekeeper] She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We'll go to jail. Peacefully. Quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

[after seeing Dana turn into Zuul's demonic canine form] Okay, so, she's a dog.

Go get her, Ray!

[before attacking Gozer] Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

What did you do, Ray?!

[when under threat from the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man] Hey, this Mr. Stay-Puft is okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York... we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

[After being told by Egon that there is a slim chance of surviving the crossing of the proton beams] I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!

Alright... This chick is toast!

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