Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters quotes

71 total quotes (ID: 235)

Dr. Peter Venkman
Dr. Raymond Stantz
Janine Melnitz
Louis Tully
Quotes about Ghostbusters
Winston Zeddmore


Louis Tully: [after the Containment Unit explodes thanks to Walter Peck] This is it! This is the sign!
Janine Melnitz: Yeah, it's a sign alright. We're going out of business!

Walter Peck: Captain, I want these men arrested! They're in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! And this explosion is the direct result of it!
Dr. Egon Spengler: YOUR MOTHER!!!

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Cold-riveted girders, with cores of pure selenium.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to everyone who's not a Ghostbuster] Everyone getting this so far?
So what? I guess they just don't make them like they used to.
Dr. Raymond Stantz No! Nobody ever made them like this! The architect was either a certified genius or an authentic wacko!

Winston Zeddmore: Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sumerian, not Babylonian.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah. Big difference.
Winston Zeddmore: No offense, guys, but I've gotta get my own lawyer.

Louis Tully: I am the Keymaster!
Dana Barrett: I am the Gatekeeper!

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine [with our system] until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: [To Peter] Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. [slight pause] This man has no dick.
[Peck then tries to attack Dr. Venkman but is kept away by others in the room]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!
[Note: Censored version has Venkman saying "This man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which".]

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey. Where do these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up.

[After believing they've defeated Gozer] Winston Zeddmore: We had the tools, we had the talent!
Dr. Peter Venkman: It's Miller Time.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: [sigh of resignation] It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [while seeing Stay-Puft walk towards the building and the Ghostbusters] Well, that's something you don't see every day.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from my childhood. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Nice thinking, Ray.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: We used to roast Stay-Puft Marshmallows, by the fire at Camp Waconda.
Dr. Peter Venkman [looks at Egon]: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What have you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Don't look directly at the trap!
Dr. Egon Spengler: I looked at the trap, Ray!

Rarely has a movie this expensive provided so many quotable lines. — Roger Ebert