Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters quotes

71 total quotes (ID: 235)

Dr. Peter Venkman
Dr. Raymond Stantz
Janine Melnitz
Louis Tully
Quotes about Ghostbusters
Winston Zeddmore


Listen! Do you smell something?


Hey! Does this pole still work?

This is a major disgrace! Forget MIT or Stanford, no they wouldn't touch us with a 10-meter cattle prod!

Funny us going out like this; killed by a hundred-foot Marshmallow Man!

Smells like barbecued dog hair. Oh, Venkman! Oh, Venkman, I'm sorry!

[to Peter, after being fired from the university] "You don't understand. I've worked in the private sector - they expect results.

[to Janine during his interview] If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

That's a big Twinkie.

[before attacking Gozer] This job is definitely not worth eleven-five a year!

I love this town!

[while being chased by the dog-like monster Vinz Clortho] There aren't supposed to be pets in the building!

I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?

[answering a customer] Ghostbusters, whaddaya want?!

[answering the door and seeing a cop there] Dropping off or picking up?

Teenage Nerd:[Venkman has just administered a static electric shock to him] HEY!! I'm getting a little TIRED of this!!!
Dr. Peter Venkman: You volunteered, didn't you?! We're paying you, aren't we?
Teenage Nerd: Yeah, but I didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks!! What are you trying to prove here, anyway?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.
Teenage Nerd: THE EFFECT?!! I'll tell you what the effect is! IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well then maybe my theory is correct!!!
Teenage Nerd: You can KEEP the five bucks, I'VE HAD IT!!
Dr. Peter Venkman: I WILL, Mister!! (Teenage Nerd slams the door behind him on his way out.) You may as well get used to that. That's the kind of resentment your gift is gonna provoke in a lot of people.
Teenage Girl: You really think I've got it, Dr. Venkman?
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're no fluke, Jennifer.