Ghostbusters quotes

View Quote [to Egon as he loses control of his proton beam, roasting the bar in the hotel] Woah...woah...woah...woah...woah...woah...nice shootin' Tex!

View Quote I don't have to take this kind of abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.

View Quote If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We'll go to jail. Peacefully. Quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

View Quote [to the mayor] Since I've joined these men, I have seen shit that'll turn you white!

View Quote Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!!!"

View Quote Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!

View Quote [after the team finally gets their first job] WE GOT ONE!!!

View Quote Dr. Peter Venkman: For whatever reasons, Ray, call it... fate, call it luck, call it karma, I believe everything happens for a reason. I believe that we were destined to get thrown outta this dump.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: For what purpose?
Dr. Peter Venkman: To go into business for ourselves. [Takes a swig of schnapps]
Dr. Raymond Stantz: This ecto-containment unit that Spengler and I talked about is going to take a load of bread to capitalize. Where are we going to get the money?
Dr. Peter Venkman: [Takes another swig] I don't know, Ray. I don't know.

View Quote Dr. Peter Venkman: I know. I'll prove myself to you.
Dana Barrett: That's not necessary.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Then you'll say, 'Pete Venkman's a guy who can get things done. I wonder what makes him tick? I wonder if he'd be interested in knowing what makes me tick.' I bet you'll be thinking about me, after I'm gone.
Dana Barrett: I bet I will. [shoves him out]
Dr. Peter Venkman: [pushes door back open] No kiss?

View Quote Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!
Mayor: Enough! I get the point! And what if you're wrong?
Dr. Peter Venkman: If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We'll go to jail. Peacefully. Quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

View Quote [Preparing to confront Gozer]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, whatever it is, it's gotta get by us!
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Go get her, Ray!
[Ray glares at him]
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the next convenient parallel dimension.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That oughta do it, thanks very much Ray.
Gozer: Are you a god?
[Ray looks at the others, who all nod] Dr. Raymond Stantz: [hesitant] Uh...no.
Gozer: Then...DIEEE!!
[Gozer begins shocking the Ghostbusters with lighting]
Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!!"

View Quote Back off, man; I'm a scientist.

View Quote You're right, no... human... could stack books like this.

View Quote Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

View Quote Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.