Garden State

Garden State quotes

37 total quotes (ID: 231)

Andrew Largeman (Large)

My mom always says that, when she can see I'm, like, working something out in my head. She's like, "You're in it right now" and I'm looking at you telling this story, and you're definitely in it.

The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.

We're not playing "Spin the Bottle." How old are we? More importantly, how old are they?

Sidecars are for bitches.

[as Largeman, Mark, and Sam are leaving Albert's quarry.] Andrew Largeman: Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
Albert: Thanks...Hey, you too.

Wow! I cannot believe you're not really retarded!

My hair's blowin' in the wind.