Garden State quotes

View Quote Sam: Well, don't try anything funny, 'cause my uncle's a bounty hunter and he can have you tracked and killed.
Andrew Largeman: You're such a liar.

View Quote I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.

View Quote You know, this necklace makes me think of this totally random memory of my mother. I was a little kid, and I was crying for whatever reason, and she was cradling me, rocking me back and forth, and I can just remember the silver balls floating around. And there was, like, snot running down my nose, right?. And she offered me her sleeve - and told me to blow my nose into it. And I can remember, even as a little kid, thinking to myself: This is love...this is love.

View Quote It's amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter inch piece of plastic.

View Quote This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before, and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing.

View Quote OK, so, sometimes I lie. I mean I'm weird, man, about random stuff too. I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick. I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, "Wow, that wasn't even remotely true".

View Quote [To Sam] I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.

View Quote Sidecars are for bitches.

View Quote If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

View Quote What do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry, but in between, I laugh. And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.

View Quote What's the word that's burning in your heart?

View Quote I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.

View Quote You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the beginning of something really big, but right now, I gotta go.

View Quote You know that point in your life when you realize that the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore...all of the sudden even though you have some place to put your shit, that idea of home is gone...or maybe it's like this rite of passage...you will never have that feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, for your kids, for the family you start. It's like a cycle or something. Maybe that's all family really is: a group of people that miss the same imaginary place.

View Quote I was nine, and someone made a shitty latch.