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The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.

Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.

Come on, please. If I was going to get you coke we would've gone to the ****ing high school football practice. We would've been rolling five hours ago.

Hey, if you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me.

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