Garden State quotes
37 total quotesAndrew Largeman (Large)
Mark
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Sam
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What do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry, but in between, I laugh. And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.
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This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before, and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing.
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What's the word that's burning in your heart?
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If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
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Wow! I cannot believe you're not really ****ed!
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My mom always says that, when she can see I'm, like, working something out in my head. She's like, "You're in it right now" and I'm looking at you telling this story, and you're definitely in it.
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I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.
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My hair's blowin' in the wind.
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Sidecars are for bitches.
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The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.
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Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.
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I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.
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Come on, please. If I was going to get you coke we would've gone to the ****ing high school football practice. We would've been rolling five hours ago.
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Hey, if you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me.
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Mark's Mom: Oh, guys, don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector. It was beeping all night.
Dr. Cohen: You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half...for example.
Tim: By the way, it says "Balls" on your face.
Andrew: [to Mark] Asshole.
Mark: My mom did it.
Jesse: Dude, maybe you should stay over by the steps. I don't know CPR.
Mark: You look like a wet beaver.
Diego: Who just saw some titties?
[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]
Diego: Ok. Now everybody calm the **** down!
Dr. Cohen: You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half...for example.
Tim: By the way, it says "Balls" on your face.
Andrew: [to Mark] Asshole.
Mark: My mom did it.
Jesse: Dude, maybe you should stay over by the steps. I don't know CPR.
Mark: You look like a wet beaver.
Diego: Who just saw some titties?
[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]
Diego: Ok. Now everybody calm the **** down!