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[Gord is building his skateboard ramp early in the morning]
Darren: Shh! Gord! Gord! Don't hammer 'em so loud. Geez, it's late, you're gonna wake up your parents.
Gord: You're right. I should probably use the electric nail gun.
Darren: Yeah.
[Gord starts using it and it creates even more noise]
Darren: Shh! Gord!
Gord: What?
Jim: Oh, boys. Will you two ****s stop making so ****ing much noise? We're sleeping.
[Gord starts nailing in more hammers to annoy Jim]
Darren: Shhh!
Jim: Goddamnit! IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING! Stop the ****ing hammering!
Mr. Malloy: Gordy! I got a kid over here, okay! Gord, are you guys almost done over there?
Gord: Yeah, nearly, Mr. Malloy.
Andy: Hey, Gord. Can I play on your ramp tomorrow?
Gord: Sure, Andy. Any time.
[Jim screams out of rage then goes back into the house]
Darren: Does your dad got, like, bowel problems?
Darren: Shh! Gord! Gord! Don't hammer 'em so loud. Geez, it's late, you're gonna wake up your parents.
Gord: You're right. I should probably use the electric nail gun.
Darren: Yeah.
[Gord starts using it and it creates even more noise]
Darren: Shh! Gord!
Gord: What?
Jim: Oh, boys. Will you two ****s stop making so ****ing much noise? We're sleeping.
[Gord starts nailing in more hammers to annoy Jim]
Darren: Shhh!
Jim: Goddamnit! IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING! Stop the ****ing hammering!
Mr. Malloy: Gordy! I got a kid over here, okay! Gord, are you guys almost done over there?
Gord: Yeah, nearly, Mr. Malloy.
Andy: Hey, Gord. Can I play on your ramp tomorrow?
Gord: Sure, Andy. Any time.
[Jim screams out of rage then goes back into the house]
Darren: Does your dad got, like, bowel problems?
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[narrating his cartoon, "Zebras In America"]
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Jim: Wait a minute, you're crippled.
Gord: Dad..
Betty: Wha--what?
Gord: Dad..
Betty: You got a problem with my legs?
Jim: No, you've got a problem with your legs. Either that or you're just lazy.
Gord: Dad..
Betty: Wha--what?
Gord: Dad..
Betty: You got a problem with my legs?
Jim: No, you've got a problem with your legs. Either that or you're just lazy.
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Jim: [after seeing Darren's leg during the skateboarding accident] O-oh god! Get him a job! I mean get him an ambulance! You get a job, he's got a job already!
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Betty: Your dad called me a ****-slut-whore. I don't think he likes me very much, Gordy.
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Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer!
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He's a molester... He's a CHIIIILD molester!!!
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Japan four!
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I see the problem here! There's a baby in your BOOOODDDYYY!
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What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?
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Jim Brody: Where are you going?
Gord: Bye bye daddy! Bye bye daddy! I'm going to get a jobeee!!!
Jim Brody: You must think I'm a damn idiot!
Gord: Ummm... yes?
Gord: Bye bye daddy! Bye bye daddy! I'm going to get a jobeee!!!
Jim Brody: You must think I'm a damn idiot!
Gord: Ummm... yes?
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Get inside the animals!
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Policewoman: GET OFF THE ****ING BAR, ASSHOLE!
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Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
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THIS IS FANCY RESTAURANT! THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT!!