Freddy Got Fingered

Freddy Got Fingered quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 1041)

Darren
Gord Brody
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Jim: Wait a minute, you're crippled.
Gord: Dad..
Betty: Wha--what?
Gord: Dad..
Betty: You got a problem with my legs?
Jim: No, you've got a problem with your legs. Either that or you're just lazy.


[narrating his cartoon, "Zebras In America"]

Gord Brody: He's driving me insane.
Freddy Brody: No, no, you're driving him insane. You're older than me and you still live at home. I have a job, you know? I pay my own way.
Gord Brody: You work at a bank. Am I suppose to be dazzled?
Freddy Brody: Well at least I don't live at home.
Gord Brody: Yeah, you live in a tiny shithole and you can't afford breakfast so you come here and you eat for free.

Jim: [after seeing Darren's leg during the skateboarding accident] O-oh god! Get him a job! I mean get him an ambulance! You get a job, he's got a job already!

Betty: Your dad called me a retard-slut-whore. I don't think he likes me very much, Gordy.

What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?

I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I got my fingers crossed!

I see the problem here! There's a baby in your BOOOODDDYYY!

Japan four!

Jim Brody: Where are you going?
Gord: Bye bye daddy! Bye bye daddy! I'm going to get a jobeee!!!
Jim Brody: You must think I'm a damn idiot!
Gord: Ummm... yes?

Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer!

Policewoman: GET OFF THE ****ING BAR, ASSHOLE!

Get inside the animals!

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

Don't rub on Mr. Lee!