Gord Brody quotes

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

Japan four!

He's a molester... He's a CHIIIILD molester!!!

You're ****ing fired, Bob! Clean out your locker at the club, Bob. You're ****ing FIRED!

You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!

I see the problem here! There's a baby in your BOOOODDDYYY!

Get inside the animals!

[singing] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages? Sausages?

Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer!

[narrating his cartoon, "Zebras In America"]

You'll love how simple misunderstandings get us into a whole heap of trouble. It's crazy. Listen to my hooves! Listen to my hooves! Listen to them. Cloppety-clop. Listen to them. Cloppety-clop.
I'm a 28 year old man! I can eat a chicken sandwich if i want!

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can

Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of those little compasses that you put the pencil in and you can make a circle, a perfect circle.

Eh, hmm. Investments. Eh, I do investments. Consulting in the business, eh, business, eh, analysing, stocks, eh, NASDAQ, eh, Dow Jones, Wall Street Journal, eh, New York City, CNN.

I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I got my fingers crossed!

THIS IS FANCY RESTAURANT! THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT!!

I wanna try the horsey! I wanna try the horsey!

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