Father Gerald:
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spigot. Spirit!
Charles
Hugh Grant · 6 quotes
Gareth
Simon Callow · 4 quotes
Tom
James Fleet · 4 quotes
Carrie
Andie MacDowell · 2 quotes
Matthew
John Hannah · 2 quotes
Scarlett
Charlotte Coleman · 2 quotes
Fiona
Kristin Scott Thomas · 1 quote
Four Weddings And A Funeral quotes
Page 3 of 5Gareth: We had the most delightful girl at our table. Carrie, apparently her fianc?'s terribly grand and owns half of Scotland. How about you?
Charles: I seem to be stuck in the wedding from hell, ghosts of girlfriends past at every turn. Next thing I'll bump into Henrietta and the nightmare will be complete.
Henrietta: Hello Charles.
Charles: Hello Hen, how are you?
Hen bursts into tears
David
Charles: How do you do, my name is Charles.
Old man: Don't be ridiculous, Charles died 20 years ago!
Charles: Must be a different Charles, I think.
Old man: Are you telling me I don't know my own brother!
Charles: No, no.
The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.
In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat. Eh... ghost.
Charles: What turn off? Better not be the B359.
Scarlett: It's the B359.
Charles: **** it!
First of all, l'd like to thank all of you who've flown in from the States. I'm really touched. As for the rest of you, l'd have thought that lots of frightful Americans flying in was an excuse for staying away, so I thank you, too.
Carrie: Having a good night?
Charles: Yes. It's right up there with my father's funeral for sheer entertainment value.
I think we both missed a great opportunity here.
Charles: Do you think there really are people who can just go up and say, "Hi, babe. Name's Charles. This is your lucky night"?
Matthew: Well, if there are, they're not English.
Do you think I'd hate him as much if he wasn't my brother?
Charles: Let me ask you one thing. Do you think - after we've dried off, after we've spent lots more time together - you might agree *not* to marry me? And do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life?
Carrie: I do.
They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.
Tom: Well, let's face the facts. If you weren't certain you wanted to marry her today, of all days - i.e., your wedding day - then it must have been the right decision, mustn't it?
Fiona looks at him as though she's about to say, "Bugger off, Tom," for the umpteenth time, then reaches out and touches his shoulder affectionately
Fiona: Quite right, Tom.