Four Weddings And A Funeral quotes
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First of all, l'd like to thank all of you who've flown in from the States. I'm really touched. As for the rest of you, l'd have thought that lots of frightful Americans flying in was an excuse for staying away, so I thank you, too.
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The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.
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David
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Father Gerald:
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spigot. Spirit!
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In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat. Eh... ghost.
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Do you think I'd hate him as much if he wasn't my brother?
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Carrie: Having a good night?
Charles: Yes. It's right up there with my father's funeral for sheer entertainment value.
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I think we both missed a great opportunity here.
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Charles: How do you do, my name is Charles.
Old man: Don't be ridiculous, Charles died 20 years ago!
Charles: Must be a different Charles, I think.
Old man: Are you telling me I don't know my own brother!
Charles: No, no.
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Charles: What turn off? Better not be the B359.
Scarlett: It's the B359.
Charles: **** it!
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Charles: Do you think there really are people who can just go up and say, "Hi, babe. Name's Charles. This is your lucky night"?
Matthew: Well, if there are, they're not English.
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David: How are you doing?
Charles: You remember the time you started dad's boat and the propeller cut my leg to shreds?
David: Yeah?
Charles: This is worse.
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Matthew
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****-a-doodle-doo!
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Gareth: We had the most delightful girl at our table. Carrie, apparently her fianc?'s terribly grand and owns half of Scotland. How about you?
Charles: I seem to be stuck in the wedding from hell, ghosts of girlfriends past at every turn. Next thing I'll bump into Henrietta and the nightmare will be complete.
Henrietta: Hello Charles.
Charles: Hello Hen, how are you?
Hen bursts into tears