Few Good Men, A quotes
86 total quotesLt. Col. Matthew Markinson
Lt. Daniel Kaffee
Lt. Sam Weinberg
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Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this ****ing heat is making me absolutely crazy.
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That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.
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The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.
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There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.
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This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.
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Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
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Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room? [Dawson stands up and shoves his hands in his pockets]
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Who the **** is PFC William T. Santiago?
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Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
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You're a lousy ****ing softball player Jack.
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Your boys are going down, Danny. I can't stop it anymore.