Lt. Sam Weinberg quotes

"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hmm? "Objection." "Overruled." "No, no. I strenuously object." "Oh. You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."

Look at this! Last night he's swimming in Jack Daniels, and now he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

He does think better with that bat.

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