Lt. Daniel Kaffee quotes

This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.

Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room? [Dawson stands up and shoves his hands in his pockets]

Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!

We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!

Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.

That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.

Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?

The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.

You're a lousy ****ing softball player Jack.

[Imitating Jessep] He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him [in his own voice] and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his ****y white uniform.

And the hits just keep on comin'.

He's arguing. He's making an argument.

Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

So this is what a courtroom looks like.

Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?

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