Fat Albert quotes

View Quote (repeated line) Mush Mouth says (then clarifies whatever was spoken)

View Quote You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!

View Quote (repeated line) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!

View Quote (repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me.

View Quote Bucky: What do we do now?
Dumb Donald: I don't know.
Bucky: I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you!
Bucky: Then who were you talking to?
Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to her! (points to Doris)
Bill: Guys, guys!

View Quote Original Fat Albert Theme: Hey, hey, hey! It's Faaat Albert! And I'm gonna sing a song for you. And we're gonna show you a thing or two. We'll have some fun now, me and all the gang. Learning from each other, while we do our thing. Singin': Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time. Hey, hey, hey! Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time. Hey, hey, hey! Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time. Hey, hey, hey!

Fat Albert Party Theme: (begins same as original theme song): Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! It's Faaat Albert! (record scratches, begins new, hip-hop beat): D.J.: Come on, big fella, it's time to share. Bounce youre big belly up in the air. Hey Yo! Fat Albert: I'm gonna sing a song for you. And we're gonna show you a thing or two. (Reggie: Aren't you the hip-hop fool) We'll have some fun know, me and all the gang. Learning from each other, while we do our thang. Cosby Kids: Hey Yo! Big Al, he make you fell alright. Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight. Hey Yo! I know you wanna dance with us. Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff. Hey Yo! Ooh, ah, I like your style. Come on with me let's just break it down. Na, na, na, na, Na, na, na, na, We're gonna have a good time! Fat Albert: They call me Fat Albert, that's my name. And solvin' problems is my game. Now get jumping if you're feelin' what I'm sayin', no delayin'. Hey, hey, hey, man! I'm so happy, so glad. I wanna hug myself, Pinch myself, Look at me, I love myself. Since fat's where it's at I don't wanna get skinny. For what? I like the bigger heart that's within me! Cosby Kids: Hey Yo! Big Al, he make you fell alright. Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight. Hey Yo! I know you wanna dance with us. Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff. Hey Yo! Ooh, ah, I like your style. Come on with me let's just break it down. Na, na, na, na, Na, na, na, na, We're gonna have a good time! Mush Mouth: Hey, beba. (Hey, baby.) I gobe by da name of Mush Mouth. (I go by the name of Mush Mouth.) I don't know what I'm sayin'. But I know one thing, We making mell butta bubba. (Ya, bodies bounce.) Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba-ba bow butta. (B-b-b-bounce, but, uh) I so ba jang when I hold my thang. (So, I do my thang) Oh, but that was just thingamathing. (But that was just shakin' my thang) Na, na, na, na, na Cosby Kids: Na, na, na, na, na Hey Yo! Big Al, he make you fell alright. Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight. Hey Yo! I know you wanna dance with us. Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff. Hey Yo! Ooh, ah, I like your style. Come on with me let's just break it down. Na, na, na, na, Na, na, na, na, We're gonna have a good time!
Goin' To the Park: (the Gang starts beatboxing) Fat Albert: Goin' to the park just to have some fun. Waitin' on 2:30 just for our rerun. We want to solve problems, just me and my gang. (beatboxing pauses) (resumes) Fat Albert: Hey, you we doin' our thang! We doin' our thang, we doin' our thang! Gang: To the park! To the park!
Fat Albert Original Theme (Bad Version): Na, na, na Gonna have a bad time. Ha, ha, ha! Na, na, na Gonna have a bad time. Ha, ha, ha!

View Quote (repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!

View Quote I'm Fat Albert.

View Quote I don't have problems. I solve problems.

View Quote I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.

View Quote (to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

View Quote This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.

View Quote (repeated line) I do not have a problem.

View Quote I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

View Quote Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.